Just booked my flight to California. c;
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
My socially awkward life
me: good thanks
When school is out for the summer.
AT FIRST: BUT THEN: if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
I'm watching Travel Channel and they're talking...
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
I am so bored.
LUMPING THIEF IS OUT THERE GETTING FRESH WITH MY...
Guys, my Alive album is rusting like mad.
I thought it wouldn’t cause it was fine for a good two months and then I noticed a spot and now it’s all over. LOL Oh well, now it’s even more unique? Haha
person: but that ship doesn't make sense because that character already likes someone else..
me: shhh do you hear that?
me: it's the winds of me not giving a fuck
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice