Really can't believe tomorrow is already September...
Summer of 2011
ceejaybalbin: You will surely be missed. These summer vacations just keep getting better and better. I still have a little less that a week til school starts but being within the great company of awesome friends all summer sure does have its drawbacks once school starts. I’m just missing being in that good company right now. But it’s just a challenge I suppose. Wake up call. College. Let’s go....
I GOT A NEW COMPUTER AND IT'S GOJUSS.
omgomgomgomgomgomg. I know I don’t normally care much about material things but this asjdkajsdasjdasdsa. <3 Now I can..write that essay tumblr at my usual pace. LOL
Why am I always hungry?!
I feel so restless.
I am at Best Buy and the geek squad is on my...
Time to evade like a pro.
So how bout that hurricane..
Lady gaga came as a man, Nicki Minaj came as Lady...
Okayokay. I'm done.
christianrippin: How to rap like Lil Wayne laugh hadalaa hadalaaah LOL
Aiight Lil Wayne your whole performance is bleeped...
Oh, there you are, Drake....
LOL. That’s what I said!
Justin are you drunk or high or something..
You said “I’d like to thank not only God, but Jesus.”..it came out hilarious… You brought your pet snake and named it Johnson, which means ‘huge dick.’…I’m guessing you named it after your Bieberconda. You attacked Selena in the interview with kisses. You said you were wearing your snake. You forgot to thank your fans. ….you brought your pet snake. You’re acting really odd.. You brought...
Beyonce is pregnant. It's destiny's child.
shit gets to tumblr fast as hell
im like wasnt this just on tv ?
REBECCA BLACK AT THE VMA'S. OH GOD SO MANY SEATS....
"To all the kids watchin' *cursecursecurse*.
Kanye West just killed Katy Perry in his mind like...
You saw it in his eyes, he was like:
I’d like to thank not only God, but Jesus too.– Justin Bieber (via damnthatswhack)
I get excited whenever a 50/50 trailer comes on..
Haha, can’t wait till this movie comes out.
Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or...
haikt: martincakez: I feel like if we give the hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get away from them. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it could rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way. LMFAO i can’t…
Hurricane Katrina: August 28, 2005. Hurricane...
christineexox: Omfg. Wow.
me: this year i'm gonna get a boyfrie-
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
freakypencils: kyoscock: One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink. KOALAS :((((((((((
Today in my biology class we were talking about...
I always manage to make myself feel guilty.
Sigh. Pretty sure this isn’t healthy.
Things are starting to set in.
theeyesofapoet: “If Japan invades, we’re ALL fucked. Want to know how I know? ‘Ninja Warrior’. Think about it. Our greatest atheletes compete in Ninja Warrior every year and fail. Some not making it past even the first course. I’m talking Marines, football players, olympic gymnast, parkour specialists, etc. Who was the last asian to achieve total victory & win Ninja Warrior? A...